One of those moments...

Guy:hey, honey, can i have some cereal?
Girl: can you get it yourself? im kinda busy doing the laundry and cleaning.
Guy: Aww you can get it. I mean you do this everyday. it should be easy for you now.
Girl:... D:<
Guy: Honey? why is it so silent?(hears mop and laundry basket dropping).
~door slams shut~
Guy: Honey? (Opens front door)
Girl: My name's Maxine!!!! (takes off in her convertible)
Guy: Really? O.O
Girl: (backs up car next to guy) yes and im leaving. See ya!
Guy: (goes back inside) (picks up mop) (starts mopping pathetically)
...
(SLIP!!!)
XD

Cuteness!!!!

MEAHHHHHHHH!!! it sounds so funny. say it in a cute voice. now its super funny! now picture a kitty saying that. ULTIMATE CUTENESS!!

?????

everyone knows what sound a cat makes;* mew*. even a doggy sound. * bark*. and even the sound of a goldfish. * glub* but what about the sound of turtles? *????* help turtles, stand up for them and make their voices heard!!! If they have any.

WTF

Ahaha I got my yellow belt a week or two ago and I finally read my certificate today. In the corner I saw WTF and I was thinking wtf? Under it in small print, it said World Taekwondo Federation. I was like ohhhhh. So I looked up a bunch of things that had the same initials as today's common phrase initial thingies. So I found out:
WTF = Wednesday Thursday Friday
stfu= southern tenant farmers union 1930's
looking for more :) these turn out to be funny XD

ABDC season 5 champs!!!!

yayayayaya!yayayayayay poreotix won!!!! It ended so long ago but I finally updated my blog. They're so funny!!! whoo!! They won! Jabba wokeez, quest crew, poreotix, super crew, and we are heroes are the season champs and they are awesome!

Cinammon toastiness

theres no point in listening to soft piano music when eating cinammon toast crunch cereal because all you can hear is *crunch crunch*

Oximorons

jumbo shrimp
monopoly (although the roots and prefixes aren't completely what I'm implyng what they are, it still looks like an oximoron if divided by sylable)
dumb genius
the unknown known
little big horn
That's all I could remember. Until next time! XD bow*

Smooth moves XD

me: hey,baby, I'm taking you home with me tonight. That's right I'm talking to you.
Sarah: ~walks by~ .... O.O
me: mhhhmmmm yeah you're so fine you just blew my mind. that's right I'm hitting on you baby. ;)
Sarah: uhhhhh what are you doing with my flower vase ???
Me: what does it look like I'm doing? I'm hitting on it.

Too awesome 4 ya!!!

I'm cute, cuddly, and.... Dangerous. That's right! I'm so fierce >:3