Me: lalalalala!
Eliza: ~walks by~
Me: HEY!! you were the one who didn't recognize me or care about my complaints DX<
Eliza: once again... who are you and nobody wants to hear your complaints.
Me: What? well the readers care!
Eliza: and you're crazy & senile !!!
Me: oh yeah! well.. you're... you're mean!!!!
Eliza: No i'm not. I saving you before reality catches up to you -_-
Me: Well i'm sure reality already caught up to you!
Eliza: that doesn't make sense.
Me: sure it does!
Eliza: um no it doesn't
Amanda: nope it doesn't ^.^
Me: Hey you! give me back my pillow!
Amanda: hmmm i don't recall such a thing >:)
Me: Don't act all sophisticated!
Michelle: She's not, you are just very simple.
Me: Me not simple!!!!
Michelle: i rest my case.
Me: you ain't no lawyer!
Michelle: i suggest you stop talking like that because it can be offensive to others.
Me: i'm sorry( -_- )
Michelle: good girl
Amanda: ~grabs another pillow~ ~runs away~
Eliza: bye! ~smokescreen~
Me: She's gone!!! o.O
Michelle: no she's right there trying to escape out of the window -_-
Me: no she teleported there!!! oh my gosh!!!
Eliza: ...
The End
the ending was wierd and really bad but i thought i should end it cause i didn't know how and it was getting too long.
i don't think there will be a sequal... BYE! ~ smokescreen~
Me: I vanished too!!! O.o oh no wait. I'm still here.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
writer's block
this story seems like it has a suggestive theme but trust me none of these people are "happy". I'm trying to keep it PG. :) thank yous >.<
Me: i'm sorry for delaying my work. its just who i am. please don't be mad
Editor A.K.A my conscience: Well i guess... WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY!!!!??????? STOP PROCRASTINATING YOU FOOL!
Me: Yes, ma'm. *sniff* T.T
Editor:PULL IT TOGETHER MAN!!!!!!!!!!! You need to get tougher and stop crying!
Me: *sniff* but i , i, i can't *sniff*
Editor: Where have i seen this before?
Me: Oh i remember!!! ~sudden revival~ I was talking with my 'sophisticated' self but i don't get it. Why did she talk about bread all of a sudden?
Editor: you know, i feel like i'm not doing a good enough job at editing your work.
Me: well that's true
Editor: you didn't have to agree you know -_-
Me: Well it is true.
Editor: fine, i quit!
Me: hey wait! don't leave! who will i talk to?
Editor: to this Narrator person you always talk about *hmph*
Me: that's not fair! i only mentioned her once!
Editor: Soo?!! you aren't even supposed to mention another person anyways. I always thought that we had something special, but NO! i was wrong* sniff* T.T ~door slams shut~
Me: Well fine!! you can leave if you want! But you can't quit! I'm firing you!!!
Editor: ~from far away~ Fine. I'll take my pay in cash!
Me: NOOOO!!!!!!!!
Sarah: Hi!
Me: HI! wait.... HOW'D YOU GET IN MY HEAD!!!??????????
Sarah: I took the door your editor left through.
Me: My brain has a door? 0.O
Sarah: Apparently
Me: oh.hold on! if my editor left, then, that means, I don't have a conscience!!!!!
Conscience: no, you do have one.
Me: but i thought you left
Conscience: I quit as your editor. i didn't leave as your conscience. look at you right now.you are a mess. and without me, you would end up in even worse trouble.
Me: *sniff* I love you! :'D ~runs at top speed~
Conscience: I know. ~braces herself~
*tackle*
Me: i'm so happy :)
Sarah: Narcissists!
Me: idc
Sarah: what did you say? * raises fist*
Me: nothing :P
Sarah: that's what i thought you said.
Me: i'm sorry for delaying my work. its just who i am. please don't be mad
Editor A.K.A my conscience: Well i guess... WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY!!!!??????? STOP PROCRASTINATING YOU FOOL!
Me: Yes, ma'm. *sniff* T.T
Editor:PULL IT TOGETHER MAN!!!!!!!!!!! You need to get tougher and stop crying!
Me: *sniff* but i , i, i can't *sniff*
Editor: Where have i seen this before?
Me: Oh i remember!!! ~sudden revival~ I was talking with my 'sophisticated' self but i don't get it. Why did she talk about bread all of a sudden?
Editor: you know, i feel like i'm not doing a good enough job at editing your work.
Me: well that's true
Editor: you didn't have to agree you know -_-
Me: Well it is true.
Editor: fine, i quit!
Me: hey wait! don't leave! who will i talk to?
Editor: to this Narrator person you always talk about *hmph*
Me: that's not fair! i only mentioned her once!
Editor: Soo?!! you aren't even supposed to mention another person anyways. I always thought that we had something special, but NO! i was wrong* sniff* T.T ~door slams shut~
Me: Well fine!! you can leave if you want! But you can't quit! I'm firing you!!!
Editor: ~from far away~ Fine. I'll take my pay in cash!
Me: NOOOO!!!!!!!!
Sarah: Hi!
Me: HI! wait.... HOW'D YOU GET IN MY HEAD!!!??????????
Sarah: I took the door your editor left through.
Me: My brain has a door? 0.O
Sarah: Apparently
Me: oh.hold on! if my editor left, then, that means, I don't have a conscience!!!!!
Conscience: no, you do have one.
Me: but i thought you left
Conscience: I quit as your editor. i didn't leave as your conscience. look at you right now.you are a mess. and without me, you would end up in even worse trouble.
Me: *sniff* I love you! :'D ~runs at top speed~
Conscience: I know. ~braces herself~
*tackle*
Me: i'm so happy :)
Sarah: Narcissists!
Me: idc
Sarah: what did you say? * raises fist*
Me: nothing :P
Sarah: that's what i thought you said.
Epilogue
Sarah: HEY!! i only got 6 lines!! :( why? you're evil!!!
Narrator/ Me/ Conscience: We know >:D
Narrator/ Me/ Conscience: We know >:D
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Pon and Zi!!!
pon and zi, comic characters drawn by Azuzephre. they are so cute!!!
need to work out the timing of the slides, figure out how to put music on the ppt and get my usb back from my dad :P
COMING SOON
Pon and zi video/powerpoint featuring Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me need to work out the timing of the slides, figure out how to put music on the ppt and get my usb back from my dad :P
Fanfiction
i shall start making fan fiction barely worthy of your eyes. why am i complimenting you? well because i need more viewers . so yesh i will update the blog more along with new stories k? bye
apologize
Me: wait i'm not in the music video right?
Narrator: no
Me: hey wait, I thought i was the narrator
Narrator: you are
Me: then what does this mean?!!! ~creeped out~
Narrator: it means you have gone loopy and are replying to your own questions.
Me: oh really? oh good. I thought i was in a different dimension or something
Narrator: yes you are just loopy. you are me and i am you. The only difference between the two of us is that my replies are more sophisticated, you imbecile.
Me: well excuse me for being an in-thistle.
Narrator: ~grumbles~ completely idiotic
Me: hey i'm you and you're me. Then that means you called yourself an in-thistle!!! hahahaha you are such and imbecile!!!! and an in-thistle, tooo!!!!
Narrator: ~ slaps forehead and shakes head~ you're hopeless
Me: Hey i have a home!!
Narrator: and deaf my gosh i should have agreed with the different dimensions that way i know that i didn't come from the same womb as you.
Me: What's a woom? oh are you talking about 'WHOOM!!!!" like when you are really close to a plane when it leaves?
Narrator: I'm leaving
Me: To where?
Narrator: to that different dimension
Me: Fine! i'll go to another dimension too then. ~jumps into mirror~ *smash*
Narrator: idiot! mirrors are parallel universes not dimensions. how come she knows mirrors are considered parallel universes, but doesn't even know what an imbecile is? she even is one!
Me: oh i was going to kick you but i kicked the third us instead.
Narrator: that is your reflection
Me: you mean the impulse reaction you get when a nerve is triggered through sudden force/pressure?
Narrator: ~speechless~ :O
Me: E=mc^2 where E as energy equals m as mass, multiplied by the speed of light as c, 299792458 meters per second, to the second power.
Narrator: that was amazing! random, but amazing! did we switch roles?
Me: i don't see any bread here.
Narrator: (-_-' ) i see... we didn't
the end
Ps: the title had one main purpose in this story. to start it and that is all. the music video i was talking about is Apologize by OneRepublic featuring Timbaland.
Narrator: no
Me: hey wait, I thought i was the narrator
Narrator: you are
Me: then what does this mean?!!! ~creeped out~
Narrator: it means you have gone loopy and are replying to your own questions.
Me: oh really? oh good. I thought i was in a different dimension or something
Narrator: yes you are just loopy. you are me and i am you. The only difference between the two of us is that my replies are more sophisticated, you imbecile.
Me: well excuse me for being an in-thistle.
Narrator: ~grumbles~ completely idiotic
Me: hey i'm you and you're me. Then that means you called yourself an in-thistle!!! hahahaha you are such and imbecile!!!! and an in-thistle, tooo!!!!
Narrator: ~ slaps forehead and shakes head~ you're hopeless
Me: Hey i have a home!!
Narrator: and deaf my gosh i should have agreed with the different dimensions that way i know that i didn't come from the same womb as you.
Me: What's a woom? oh are you talking about 'WHOOM!!!!" like when you are really close to a plane when it leaves?
Narrator: I'm leaving
Me: To where?
Narrator: to that different dimension
Me: Fine! i'll go to another dimension too then. ~jumps into mirror~ *smash*
Narrator: idiot! mirrors are parallel universes not dimensions. how come she knows mirrors are considered parallel universes, but doesn't even know what an imbecile is? she even is one!
Me: oh i was going to kick you but i kicked the third us instead.
Narrator: that is your reflection
Me: you mean the impulse reaction you get when a nerve is triggered through sudden force/pressure?
Narrator: ~speechless~ :O
Me: E=mc^2 where E as energy equals m as mass, multiplied by the speed of light as c, 299792458 meters per second, to the second power.
Narrator: that was amazing! random, but amazing! did we switch roles?
Me: i don't see any bread here.
Narrator: (-_-' ) i see... we didn't
the end
Ps: the title had one main purpose in this story. to start it and that is all. the music video i was talking about is Apologize by OneRepublic featuring Timbaland.
complaints
Me: Uwwahhhhhhhhh!!!! T.T i'm so cliche!!! i don't like this at all. this is BADDDD!!! i actually *sniff* did *sniff* something *sniff* so *sniff* clicheeeeeee!!!!! ~drama queen moment~
Amanda: Who's crying? What's wrong??!!!! When did this happened!? Where am I? O.o Why did you say 'Uwahhhhh' ?
Me: I *sniff* I *sniff* I'm too ashamed to say it!!!! WHAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Amanda: Get it together man!!!! ~slaps~
Me: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! T.T why, amanda? why?
Amanda: I felt like it. ^.^
Me: oh really? -_-
Amanda: Yes, really.
Me: oh yeah!? well take this! ~throws pillow at face~
Amanda: ~catches~ oh thanks! ~runs away~
Me: HEYYY!! come back with my pillow!!! *sniff* it's mine :( *sniff* ~little tear on side~ :,(
Eliza: ~passes by~
Me: Hey wait! aren't you going to ask me why i'm crying?
Eliza: Who are you?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~shakes fist at sky~
The End
PS: look out for complaints two coming next week :) if i feel like it and get good grades
Acknowledgements: Thank you amanda for "letting" me use you in my story without your permission (this sentence totally defies itself). Thank you eliza for playing the bad guy even though you are one of the bestest friends amanda and i could share.
Amanda: Who's crying? What's wrong??!!!! When did this happened!? Where am I? O.o Why did you say 'Uwahhhhh' ?
Me: I *sniff* I *sniff* I'm too ashamed to say it!!!! WHAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Amanda: Get it together man!!!! ~slaps~
Me: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! T.T why, amanda? why?
Amanda: I felt like it. ^.^
Me: oh really? -_-
Amanda: Yes, really.
Me: oh yeah!? well take this! ~throws pillow at face~
Amanda: ~catches~ oh thanks! ~runs away~
Me: HEYYY!! come back with my pillow!!! *sniff* it's mine :( *sniff* ~little tear on side~ :,(
Eliza: ~passes by~
Me: Hey wait! aren't you going to ask me why i'm crying?
Eliza: Who are you?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~shakes fist at sky~
The End
PS: look out for complaints two coming next week :) if i feel like it and get good grades
Acknowledgements: Thank you amanda for "letting" me use you in my story without your permission (this sentence totally defies itself). Thank you eliza for playing the bad guy even though you are one of the bestest friends amanda and i could share.
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