apologize

Me: wait i'm not in the music video right?

Narrator: no

Me: hey wait, I thought i was the narrator

Narrator: you are

Me: then what does this mean?!!! ~creeped out~

Narrator: it means you have gone loopy and are replying to your own questions.

Me: oh really? oh good. I thought i was in a different dimension or something

Narrator: yes you are just loopy. you are me and i am you. The only difference between the two of us is that my replies are more sophisticated, you imbecile.

Me: well excuse me for being an in-thistle.

Narrator: ~grumbles~ completely idiotic

Me: hey i'm you and you're me. Then that means you called yourself an in-thistle!!! hahahaha you are such and imbecile!!!! and an in-thistle, tooo!!!!

Narrator: ~ slaps forehead and shakes head~ you're hopeless

Me: Hey i have a home!!

Narrator: and deaf my gosh i should have agreed with the different dimensions that way i know that i didn't come from the same womb as you.

Me: What's a woom? oh are you talking about 'WHOOM!!!!" like when you are really close to a plane when it leaves?

Narrator: I'm leaving

Me: To where?

Narrator: to that different dimension

Me: Fine! i'll go to another dimension too then. ~jumps into mirror~ *smash*

Narrator: idiot! mirrors are parallel universes not dimensions. how come she knows mirrors are considered parallel universes, but doesn't even know what an imbecile is? she even is one!

Me: oh i was going to kick you but i kicked the third us instead.

Narrator: that is your reflection

Me: you mean the impulse reaction you get when a nerve is triggered through sudden force/pressure?

Narrator: ~speechless~ :O

Me: E=mc^2 where E as energy equals m as mass, multiplied by the speed of light as c, 299792458 meters per second, to the second power.

Narrator: that was amazing! random, but amazing! did we switch roles?

Me: i don't see any bread here.

Narrator: (-_-' ) i see... we didn't
the end
Ps: the title had one main purpose in this story. to start it and that is all. the music video i was talking about is Apologize by OneRepublic featuring Timbaland.