writer's block

this story seems like it has a suggestive theme but trust me none of these people are "happy". I'm trying to keep it PG. :) thank yous >.<

Me: i'm sorry for delaying my work. its just who i am. please don't be mad

Editor A.K.A my conscience: Well i guess... WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY!!!!??????? STOP PROCRASTINATING YOU FOOL!

Me: Yes, ma'm. *sniff* T.T

Editor:PULL IT TOGETHER MAN!!!!!!!!!!! You need to get tougher and stop crying!

Me: *sniff* but i , i, i can't *sniff*

Editor: Where have i seen this before?

Me: Oh i remember!!! ~sudden revival~ I was talking with my 'sophisticated' self but i don't get it. Why did she talk about bread all of a sudden?

Editor: you know, i feel like i'm not doing a good enough job at editing your work.

Me: well that's true

Editor: you didn't have to agree you know -_-

Me: Well it is true.

Editor: fine, i quit!

Me: hey wait! don't leave! who will i talk to?

Editor: to this Narrator person you always talk about *hmph*

Me: that's not fair! i only mentioned her once!

Editor: Soo?!! you aren't even supposed to mention another person anyways. I always thought that we had something special, but NO! i was wrong* sniff* T.T ~door slams shut~

Me: Well fine!! you can leave if you want! But you can't quit! I'm firing you!!!

Editor: ~from far away~ Fine. I'll take my pay in cash!

Me: NOOOO!!!!!!!!

Sarah: Hi!

Me: HI! wait.... HOW'D YOU GET IN MY HEAD!!!??????????

Sarah: I took the door your editor left through.

Me: My brain has a door? 0.O

Sarah: Apparently

Me: oh.hold on! if my editor left, then, that means, I don't have a conscience!!!!!

Conscience: no, you do have one.

Me: but i thought you left

Conscience: I quit as your editor. i didn't leave as your conscience. look at you right now.you are a mess. and without me, you would end up in even worse trouble.

Me: *sniff* I love you! :'D ~runs at top speed~

Conscience: I know. ~braces herself~
*tackle*

Me: i'm so happy :)

Sarah: Narcissists!

Me: idc

Sarah: what did you say? * raises fist*

Me: nothing :P

Sarah: that's what i thought you said.

Epilogue

Sarah: HEY!! i only got 6 lines!! :( why? you're evil!!!

Narrator/ Me/ Conscience: We know >:D